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Pat Robertson Kicks It Old School Wingnut

Pat Robertson is apparently having flashbacks to 1982 because he's suddenly started ranting about the evils of Dungeons and Dragons again. As usual, his latest dumbsicle came in response to a question from a viewer. That's when he does his most ingenious work. … [Read more...]

Beck: Cruz Lost His Faith in God

Poor Glenn Beck is still reeling from his hero, the man he campaigned so hard for and had such faith in, endorsing Donald Trump. He's searching for some explanation and he thinks he has found it: Ted Cruz lost his faith in God's ability to make things all better. … [Read more...]

Trump: Lester Holt Did a Great Job. I Mean, Terrible Job.

It's endlessly amusing how Donald Trump resembles Humpty Dumpty. Whatever words he says at any given time is 100% true, even if he says the exact opposite 12 hours later. They mean whatever he wants them to mean in the moment. Here's what he said immediately after the debate about moderator Lester Holt. … [Read more...]

Hughes: Trump’s Adultery is Cool Because He’s Still Friends With Mistresses

Another day, another Trump surrogate saying something mind-numbingly stupid. It's Scottie Nell Hughes' turn, when asked why Trump would bring up Bill Clinton's adultery when he has bragged about his own. Her answer: It's totally okay because he's stayed friends with all the women he's cheated with. … [Read more...]

Pierson’s Bizarre Attempt to Blame Clinton for Stop and Frisk

Katrina Pierson, Donald Trump's national spokesperson who appears to be even more reality-challenged than he is, was asked about Trump's recent embrace of the NYPD's blatantly unconstitutional Stop and Frisk program. See if you can make any sense at all out of this babbling: … [Read more...]

A Few Insights From the First Debate

There were a few things that really jumped out at me from Monday's debate, statements from Trump that revealed some of his key personality traits. The first was when Hillary Clinton talked about him saying he would have blown Iranian sailors out of the water for "taunting" one of our ships. … [Read more...]

Metaxas: Trump is Hyperbolic, So Ignore The Things He Says

Warren Throckmorton calls our attention to an interview with Eric Metaxas, aka David Barton Light, in a British Chrsitian magazine. He supports Donald Trump for president, but basically says that we shouldn't listen to the things he says he'll do because he's hyperbolic. … [Read more...]

Trump’s Surreal Pride in Not Being Horrible

During the debate on Monday, Donald Trump did his usual "I could say something bad, but I won't because I'm such a good guy" act, saying that he was going to respond with a nasty comment about Hillary Clinton's family but decided against it. Apparently he wants a cookie. … [Read more...]

Conway ‘Clarifies’ Trump’s Position on Global Warming

Hillary Clinton accused Donald Trump of saying that global warming was a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese. He immediately claimed he didn't say that, but he did. Many times. So Kellyanne Conway, who spins like a Tasmanian devil in a hurricane, tried to "clarify" his position. … [Read more...]

Joyner: Donald Trump is ‘Humble’ and ‘Honest’

Televangelist con man Rick Joyner went on fellow con man Jim Bakker's show and displayed his total disconnection from reality by declaring that while Donald Trump may say outrageous things, he knows for that he is "honest" and "humble." … [Read more...]

Another Far Right Pol Faces Contempt Charges

Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach is probably the country's most zealous vote suppressor, but in May a federal court ordered him to stop refusing to register voters who could not prove they were citizens. That court has now ordered him to court to explain why he shouldn't be held in contempt for not complying with that order. … [Read more...]

Klingenschmitt ‘Discerns’ the Demon Possessing Hillary Clinton

Our old pal Gordon Klingenschmitt is back to discerning which demons are possessing which people. This time it's Hillary Clinton, who is apparently possessed by a "demonic, evil spirit of hatred." Sounds like a case for the Ghostbusters. … [Read more...]